Productive anger

Chris over at Capitol Punishment is angry, and working out some of that anger with SAT-style analogies.

Cristian Guzman is to the Nationals as ____ is to _____

My favorites so far:

Cristian Guzman is to the Nationals as Gallagher is to watermelons.
Cristian Guzman is to the Nationals as Sammy Hagar is to Van Halen.

I added my own: Cristian Guzman is to the Nationals as a windshield is to a fly on the freeway.


Guzman now has one hit in his last 35 at-bats (dating back to June 30), with 3 walks and 7 strikeouts over that period. He now has 49 strikeouts on the season, nearly matching his total of 52 hits.